It's the thought that counts...

You know when you have a list of jobs that you really don't want to do? I have one of those, and it's as long as a roll of wallpaper. It's one of those lists that, as soon as you read the first item, you suddenly find more important things to do, like cleaning out the cutlery drawer or measuring the bathroom ceiling.

Item number one on my list: to update my website. After all, the entire thing is completely out of date. I was thinking I could maybe have a new button for my new series Tom, Dick and Harry. And then, maybe something about my top, top secret new project that's so secret, I barely know anything about it! And maybe I could even include some audio of Arthur and Merlin. Well, I could. But the thing is, I really can't be bothered. Still, it's the thought that counts.

I'd better make a start. Let's face it, this ceiling isn't going to measure itself...